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Tracklist

A1	Two Mock Projections	6:17
A2	The Six Buttons Of Sex Appeal	13:06
B	Blank Capsules Of Embroidered Cellophane	28:21

Companies, etc.

• Lacquer Cut At – Nimbus
• Pressed By – Nimbus

Credits

• Artwork – Steve*
• Guitar [Commercial Guitar] – Nicky Rogers
• Lacquer Cut By – GR*
• Performer [Uncredited] – Heman Pathak, John Fothergill, Steven Stapleton

Notes

Originally released in a numbered edition of 500 copies.
Later repressed as part of the Psilotripitaka box set.
Bootleg editions of this also exist.

Includes insert listing inspiration for the original trio (the legendary "NWW List"), dated 6.79.

℗ 1979
A United Dairies Production

The title is a quote from the book "Les chants de Maldoror" written by Comte De Lautréamont (1846-1870).

No Nurse With Wound members are credited on this release, just the following: "Instruments: Guitar, Organ, Percussion, Cello, Piano, Flute, Synthesizer etc."

From back sleeve: "This album is dedicated to Luigi Russolo."
From insert: "These sleeve notes are dedicated to The Nihilist Spasm Band."

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Matrix / Runout (Side A, hand-etched runout): NWW-1-A₁ NRL GR I MPKT T I-I
• Matrix / Runout (Side B, hand-etched runout): UD 01-B. NWW-1-B₁ NRL GR I MPKT T

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
UD 01	Nurse With Wound	Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And An Umbrella ‎(LP, Unofficial)	Not On Label (Nurse With Wound)	UD 01	Germany	1990
UD 01	Nurse With Wound	Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And An Umbrella ‎(LP, Album, Ltd, Num, RP)	United Dairies	UD 01	UK	1990
DPROMDLP71	Nurse With Wound	Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And An Umbrella ‎(2xLP, Album, Etch, T-S + Box, Ltd)	United Dirter	DPROMDLP71	UK	2009
NSR019	ナース・ウィズ・ウーンド* = Nurse With Wound	ナース・ウィズ・ウーンド* = Nurse With Wound - 解剖台の上でのミシンと蝙蝠傘の偶発的な出会い = Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And An Umbrella ‎(CD, Album, Ltd, RE, RM, Dig)	Nigra Sintezilo Rekord	NSR019	Japan	2017
DPROMDLP71, UNITED DIRTER 71, U.D. 01	Nurse With Wound	Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And An Umbrella ‎(LP, RE, RM + LP, S/Sided, Etch + Album)	United Dirter, United Dirter, United Dirter	DPROMDLP71, UNITED DIRTER 71, U.D. 01	UK	2009

Hulbine

Steven Stapleton was apparently offered some free studio time one weekend, and immediately called his record collecting buddies John Fothergill and Pathak Heman (sp?), persuading them to buy some instruments - none of them had played music before. The person who offered them the studio asked if he could play a little lead guitar over their "songs " and they couldn't really refuse, hence the cheesy rock guitar over the huge cacophonous slabs of chaos. Some of it is a bit unlistenable