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The Ladies Home Tickler
A	Duelling Banjos Featuring – William Bennett
B	Registered Nurse Second Coming Featuring – William Bennett
Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table Of A Sewing Machine And Umbrella
C1	Two Mock Projections
C2	The Six Buttons Of Sex Appeal
D	Blank Capsules Of Emroidered Cellophane
To The Quiet Men From A Tiny Girl
E1	Umbrella Link
E2	She Alone Hole And Open
F	Ostranenie
Merzbild Schwet
G	Dada X
H	Futurismo

Credits

• Featuring – John Fothergill, Steven Stapleton
• Lacquer Cut By – Porky

Notes

Covers no longer black on white, but black on yellow (UD01), blue (UD03), green (UD04) respectively.
First 1000 copies had extra record, UD00 - Ladies Home Tickler.
Came with 3 11" square inserts.
25 copies released in leather bondage bag.

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Matrix / Runout (Side A): UD0 0LP A1 - A Porky P... A Por... A Porky Prime CCCCC --- Cut
• Matrix / Runout (Side B): UD0 0LP B1 - Sureal Tickler Innit
• Matrix / Runout (Side C): UD0 1LP A1 - A Porky Prime Cut
• Matrix / Runout (Side D): UD0 1LP B1 - Porky
• Matrix / Runout (Side E): UD0 3LP A1 - A Porky Prime Cut - Hammer The Message Home
• Matrix / Runout (Side F): UD0 3LP B1 - A Porky Prime Cut
• Matrix / Runout (Side G): UD0 4LP A1 - Das Ist Eine Porky Primen Kütten Das Ist
• Matrix / Runout (Side H): UD0 4LP B1 - In A Land With No Parents - A Porky Prime Cut

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
UD0134	Nurse With Wound	Psilotripitaka ‎(CD, MiniAlbum + CD, Album, RE + CD, Album, RE + CD)	United Dairies	UD0134	UK	1990
UD 134	Nurse With Wound	Psilotripitaka ‎(12" + 3xLP + Box, Comp, Ltd, Num, Bon)	United Dairies	UD 134	UK	1990
UD0134	Nurse With Wound	Psilotripitaka ‎(CD, MiniAlbum + CD, Album, RE + CD, Album, RE + CD)	United Dairies	UD0134	UK	1990

Bad Sunny

my copy has 4 square inserts, not 3

Frey

Saw this one at the Sam The Record Man store back in 1990 and I didn't buy it... "Imports" were terribly expensive back then so I couldn't afford it... :(

Sat

Never seen it without UD00 - Ladies Home Tickler. Curious if it really exists as a 3xLP set.

WUNDERKIND

No mention of it here; http://www.brainwashed.com/common/htdocs/discog/ud0134.php?site=nwwand it is said to be a 500 copy edition.

Boraston

Yes, it does exist as the 3lp set (sans Ladies Home Tickler) as this is the version in my collection.

Falya

^^ Interesting: so you disagree that I've never seen it as a 3xLP set.