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Tracklist

A1	The Electricty In The Air Before A Good Siege
A2	Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
A3	Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh
A4	Gollum Was A Crack Baby
A5	Witch That Lives In The Trees
A6	The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
A7	Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail
A8	Drawn And Quartered Varg Finally Dies
A9	Going For A Hike And Finding A Black Metal Promo Shoot
A10	Cursed Dagger Of The Lee-Hon-Tuc
A11	My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
A12	Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks
A13	M'Lord Is Midieval For Daddy
A14	I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair
A15	Masturbaiting To The Elves In Skyrim
A16	Small Sword, Smaller Dick
A17	Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking
A18	Stabbing The Winner Of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.
A19	Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon
A20	Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc And A Dwarf
A21	Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard
A22	Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen
A23	Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater
A24	Mayhem: A Career Made On Two Corpses
A25	Big Sword, Microscopic Penis
A26	That Feel When Good Siege
A27	I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was In Troll
A28	Using Black Magic To Get Myself A Date
A29	Leading The Charge
A30	Into The Mines Of Morea
A31	I Live In A Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn
A32	I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me
A33	Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambience
A34	Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds
A35	I'm From Texas I Don't Know What Winter Is
A36	You Smell Like An MMO Player
A37	It's Not Caps Lock, It's KVLT Lock, Dipshit
A38	I Was Born In The Wrong Time, I Want To Lead A Crusade
A39	Leading A Midieval Campain To 711 For Mountain Dew
A40	Beating Up Nerds Outside Of The Kamelot Concert
A41	Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music
A42	Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
A43	Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
A44	Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
A45	Ildjarn Is A School Teacher
A46	Mortiis Looks Like A Digimon
A47	Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
A48	The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where To Score PCP
A49	This Rock In The Forest Looks Like A Member Of A Boston Punk Band
A50	Chainmail Protects Me From Blades But Not Your Insults
A51	Bringing A Sword To A Punk Show To Scare Poseurs
A52	Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet
A53	Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart
A54	Forgotten Forest Path, Leading To A Meth Lab
A55	Spell Book Containing A Couple Of Spells
A56	Satan Is M'Lord
A57	Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert
A58	Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band
A59	Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
A60	My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
A61	The Power Of The Full Moon Charging My Boner
A62	My Huge Heathen Maypole
A63	I'm A Wizard And My Magic Is Meth
A64	I Work At Midieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead
A65	Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good
A66	Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth
A67	Going From Punk To Pissing Cave Dweller
A68	Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
A69	Faust From Emperor Is Free To Kill Again

Credits

• Performer – Infernal Commander, Lord Würm
• Recorded By, Artwork, Layout – W.R.M.

Notes

Recorded May 2018 at The North Woods
Limited to 69 hand numbered copies